Just returning back to this planet. Breathing the atmosphere, feeling whole.
Saturday, I was abducted by Aliens.
No, no anal probing. They gave me small glasses of a dark potent liquid that rearranged my brain molecules in some way. It really did a job on the time space continuium. One of them offered to be assigned to me. She had short pink hair and strange marking on her skin. Something to do with her alien language. Then I landed up with a band around my wrist and they exposed me to some of their native folk dancing. Strange, very strange.
I invited them back next weekend.
Oh they stopped the probing along time ago when they found it was uneffective and that 9 out of 10 poeple rather enjoyed it
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