Gluttony used to be one of the “Deadly Sins”, now just a way of life. I need that new item, I’m hungry to consume more than I need. I need new, new, new, more, more, more.
And at that exact moment, who would have thought, that the holidays would appear.
Christmas has become such a greedy glutton that it has now eaten Thanksgiving. No longer a “day to give thanks” (I mean after all, this is America. How many of you actually have things to give thanks for? I mean outside the 1%ers) but to be used as an excuse for H O L I D A Y S A L E S. Get a jump on BLACK FRIDAY and shop early!!! Forget your pathetic existence and spend, spend, spend, buy, buy, buy. All your greedy self-centered love ones need the Perfect Gift, just for them. Look!! The new iFad, wouldn’t little Suzy just love that!
They actually started putting Christmas items out in the stores around here the day after Halloween. Now that it has become socially acceptable that there is no “Thanksgiving”, per say, it is only a matter of time before Christmas in it’s gluttony eats Halloween. Well, probably not Halloween itself, that has become too much of an adult party letting event. Kinda like the purge. An evening to let your demons out in glorious evil delight. But Christmas would certainly eat the day after Halloween. Mark my words, soon to become the NEW Black Friday. But we need a catchy, marketable name. Maybe “All Saints Day Sales”? …oh… or “All Saints Day Savings”(Trade Marked!)
Oh, man, what to do, what ever to do. Hey! If you are looking to get me the “Perfect Gift”, how about a gun with 1 bullet. I’m really hungry.
