When did our Breakfast Cereals become cannibal zombies? Every TV commercial for breakfast cereal I see has the cereal pieces eating each other. I’m afraid to pour cereal into a bowl in the morning. The blood bath of the pieces gorging on each other in the circular arena of morning nourishment is not that appearing. What sort of Romanist advertising is this? To sit there with a coffee and watch the “killer bowl” as the pieces chase each other down and devour their fellow essential vitamin pack piece. And then what, I’m supposed to drown them in milk and eat the victors? The Horror…the horror…
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